Lovely Ashtray

Another lovely birthday gift I received this year and again it is from The Philippines.

This is basically an ashtray for smokers, though I don't really smoke but it's fun to have this thing... makes people smile or laugh when they look at it...

I'm not sure what they call this in The Philippines but it looks like a "Penis Ashtray" or "Dick Ashtray" to me and at the end I rather choose the name "Lovely Ashtray" to make it sounds a little polite... hahahaha...

I'm sure those lonely ladies or single mothers don't mind to have this at home at least as decoration item on coffee table...

In a way this item is a very good reminder to all that smoking is bad for health and it can cause lung cancer and many other health problem but the most deadly of them all is none other than "erectile dysfunction" (also known as "male impotence") - shortly ED...

Yeah I guess many smokers don't mind about cancer and heart attack or what ever but ED is damn painful man.. imagine watching some porn movies and your "little brother john" doesn't want to wake up... the blue pills is the next thing on your mind to wake him up...

Or how about getting the chance to get laid and yet you can't do anything at all... it's deadly man, you better think twice before you start smoking...

As for those of you who smoke... oh well, maybe you are lucky to have such a strong "little brother john"....

Nonetheless, enough of ED issue or smoking issue, is not that I want to attack those who smoke, it's individual rights (as long as you are 18 years old and/or mature enough to think) and nothing much we can do about it, more importantly, let's have a look at my "Lovely Ashtray"...





Look at the "big stick" standing tall and proud (though quite shorty) - it's a reminder baby... smoking can caused "erectile dysfunction" - you better watch out...







The sculpting quality is not really excellent but I think for the cheap price, you cant get any better than this... I don't know how much the price eventually but I thin should be within or less than USD 5.00





The naughty "cobra head" .... they even made some small hole there to imitate the "original"





If this is "real" I'm not sure if it's belong to Asian - though it is also possible... hahahahaha...






Some space to put your cigarette...







The Pervert Shocker Rider finally find his favorite toys....







He seems to like it a lot....





Overall, this is a fun ashtray to have even if you don't smoke though some people may find it offensive or "not polite" but as a liberal and a pro-choice kind of person, I think this is one hell of an ashtray. On the other hand, some other people might have extreme creativity and can imagine many other wonderful things to do with this ashtray other than being an ashtray... what ever that is... it's all in your mind baby....